Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Micah 6:6-8

How can I stand before God and show proper respect to the High God? Should I bring an armload of offerings topped off with yearling calves? Would God be impressed with thousands of rams, with buckets and barrels of olive oil? Would he be moved if i sacrificed my firstborn child, my precious baby, to cancel my sin?

But he's already made it plain how to live, what to do, what god is looking for in men and women.
It's quite simple:
Do what is fair and just to your neighbor, be compassionate and loyal in your love,
And don't take yourself too seriously- take God seriously


Thursday, June 25, 2009

.tk

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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Joke

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.  Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those 
results, I will judge who does the better job.' 

 So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. 
 
 They moused. 
 They faxed. 
 They e-mailed. 
 They e-mailed with attachments. 
 They downloaded. 
 
 
 They did spreadsheets! 
 They wrote reports. 
 They created labels and cards. 
 They created charts and graphs. 
 
 
 They did some genealogy reports 
 They did every job known to man. 
 
 Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. 
 
 Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across 
the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.. 
 
 Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the 
underworld. 
 
 
 
 Jesus just sighed. 
 
 Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their 
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:  'It's gone! It's all 
GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!' 
 
 
 
 Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past 
two hours of work. 
 
 Satan observed this and became irate. 
 
 
 
 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his 
work and I don't have any?' 
 
 God just shrugged and said:  
 

 
 
 
 
 
 JESUS SAVES !  
 


Friday, January 23, 2009

auburn joke



SHOW EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny joke

SO THIS KID NAMED BOBBY GOES TO COURT WITH HIS PARENTS AND THE JUDGE ASKED,"dO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH YOUR DAD?" BOBBY ANSWERED,"NO HE BEATS ME". THETHE JUDGE ASKED,"DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH YOUR MOM?" SAME ANSWER. THE JUDGE ASKED HIM WHO HE WANTED TO LIVE WITH AND HE SAID "I WANT TO LIVE WITH THE AUBURN TIGERS, THEY DON'T BEAT NOBODY!!!

36-0 ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

roll tide!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To watch the alabama vs. mississippi game visit: http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/espn360/player?id=283200333
(must have at&t or go to espn360.com)
To watch the iron bowl highlights visit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35WYGQj3OMA

My alabama slideshow:



video